Valentines Day In An Obamanation:
* Muslim Brotherhood shoves Chairman Maobama around and takes his lunch money. Sadly, American taxpayers will give him more.
* Already overpaid federal employees getting election year bribe from the illustrious Chairman, once again at taxpayer expense.
* Due to unusually high unemployment rate & to cover bribe for federal employees, Dear Leader will be involuntarily kicking members of the military out onto the street. I guess this a happy Valentines Day to military families.
* Swat Team descends on home where teen is playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, frightening family. Prank calls in the Obama police state just aren’t funny.
* Chairman Maobama has a spending habit and it now means that every man, woman, child, hermaphrodite or whatever, in the United States, owes him $17,000.00. The level of debt equates to serfdom. We are all slaves to the nation state.
* TSA screeners in Houston Texas force a “cute” woman with a “cute figure” to go through the naked body scanner three times, so they could see her naked in the scanner. There is nothing funny to say about this. These men are sex offenders and they are not men, they are children who should be looking for terrorists not soccer moms.
The zombie apocalypse is coming. Obama is proof that if left untreated, a parasite will kill its host.