What You Lookin’ At Willis? – Gary Coleman
Put on your war face America. Get angry. Wrap your neck tie around your head, smear the ink from your six hundred dollar, capitalist pen under your eyes and prepare to go to war. War is about attitude. Sure, you may suffer a few small losses between major victories, but keep marching towards victory. If you don’t mind losing, political warfare is not for you, we don’t need you. As Stanley Bing says, “True warriors are united in the fact that they hate losing more than they like winning”. War is a matter of Yin and Yang.
A true political warrior must have a balance of Yin and Yang to be successful. Yang never stops the battle until it is over and he has won. Yin hopes the other side gets swine flu while wiping you out. Too much Yin or too much Yang and you are either a total wimp or have no friends. In preparation for your life as a political warrior, you must cultivate your Yin and Yang, in the same proportions, lest you are lonely or forever picking up the tab.
As a political warrior, sometimes you get to plan your conflicts, sometimes the opportunity to enjoy the sound of a liberal head bouncing down a hill and plopping into a lake is too much to pass up. A planned attack works best, if no one knows it is coming. Stealth is an essential tool on your bat utility belt. Close your eyes (not know, but when you are done reading this) and picture yourself showing up with other warriors, at an Organizing for America phone bank, to promote some Un-Constitutional law the Marxists want to pass. You brought your weapons, signs that read, “Marxism Here” and “Communists Welcome”. You have your historian, a person with a digital camera to photograph those who dare enter, for posting on the web later, in a Marxist Wall of Shame. How many can you deter from entering? How angry and frustrated can you make the enemy? How many will dare to call you racist? Will you stand proudly and reply, “I don’t like his white half either”? When all is said and done, more will be said by the liberals and your army will have done more. Go out, savor the victory. Have a twenty dollar breakfast. Enjoy a tasty beverage. You are the victors. Savor it.
Other times, you may not be able to plan your attack. You are at a community street fair, you see the Organizing for America booth and like a Vulcan tractor beam, it pulls you in. You are not on your turf. Your heart is pounding. You survey the area and realize there are several people who don’t use deodorant and smell foul. The enemy is here. You see several people hanging back, not saying anything. Fence sitters, or warriors to be. As you listen to the babble, you can almost hear the plopping sound in the water. A moment of silence and you make your move. Springing forth you seize your moment and begin to ask questions in the mode of Alinsky, open ended questions such as, “Who is the vice president”, “What makes you say that”, “Why do you believe that”, “What study, name it!” and “What makes me a racist? I don’t like you and you’re white”. As you saunter away, grinning from ear to ear, listening to that plopping sound again and again, you realize the fence sitters are with you and want to know what group you are with. You smile broadly and simply say, “The AmeriCANS”. Plop. Plop. Oh what a relief it is to slay the masses when it is only you against the world. Find the beer garden. Order a Bud or a Coors. Roll your eyes when they offer you a Fat Tire or Blue Moon with oranges and demand a Samuel Adams. Welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave political warrior.
I am calling on all of you, young and old, who have read our Constitution, our Declaration of Independence and understand what it means to be free, to stand with me in this fight with tyranny. We are not fighting it with muskets and swords like our forefathers, but with email, faxes, phone calls and pure, unadulterated hostility, displayed in the form of letters, office visits and protests. Anger, rage, hatred, call it what you will, but let that fire burn deep within you and every time the bile subsides remember Dear Leaders promise to “fundamentally change America”, think of his checking the zipper of the Japanese Emperor, welcoming terrorists to America, so they can exploit our judicial system, gain access to state secrets regarding our anti-terror plans and interrogations without his sharing them and risking treason charges, then go back to work, recruiting, organizing and taking back the country, the freedom and the liberty your parents gave you and their parents gave them.
Health Care is knocking on the door. Cap and Trade is howling at the back door. And, amnesty for illegal aliens is circling us like a giant tornado. We must have complete and total victory. Remember, a true warrior, political or not, hates losing more than they love winning. Losing in this battle means death, both literally and figuratively, for to exist without freedom, with limited liberty, answering to a nanny state, a slave to the national debt, kills the soul of anyone who relishes making their own decisions, living their own lives and passing that freedom onto the next generation. Plop!
US Western Regional Director
The Patriotic Resistance
US Western Regional Coordinator
The American Patriot Commission
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